{"product_id":"shake-it-like-youre-mad-at-it-bartender-shirt","title":"“Shake It Like You’re Mad At It” Tee – Funny Bartender T-Shirt for Mixologists \u0026 Bar Staff","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the ones closing the bar, shaking through tickets, and holding it together one drink at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePocket hit. Comic bubble.\u003cbr\u003e“SHAKE IT LIKE YOU’RE MAD AT IT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAngry shaker going full breakdown mode.\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes… that \u003cem\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the technique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eBuilt for bartenders, servers, and anyone who knows that a “quick shake” is never just a quick shake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo fluff. No fake bartender aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003eJust real service energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚙️ DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit, structured feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable cotton — holds up through real shifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for high detail + long wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront pocket print + full back graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex sizing (size up for relaxed fit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🔥 WHO IT’S FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBartenders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBarbacks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eServers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIndustry lifers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s ever heard “one more round” at close\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🧼 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