“Burned Hands Happy Customers” “ Funny Chef Shirt – Line Cook T-Shirt

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You know the type.

Grabbing hot sauté pans barehanded.

Pulling sheet trays out of the oven without thinking.

Calling “behind” while the ticket rail is buried.

Asbestos hands. Burn scars. No time to care.

Because in this business the rule is simple:

Burned Hands. Happy Customers.

This shirt is a salute to the cooks who live in the heat — the ones grinding through dinner service, slammed ticket printers, and the last push before close.

The back graphic features a distressed skull with crossed chef knives and glowing eyes, built to look like something you'd see tattooed on a lifer who’s been on the line too long.

The front stays clean.

No gimmicks.

Just the statement on the back where it belongs.


Printed on a Gildan® 5000 heavyweight tee, because thin shirts don’t survive kitchen life.


For the people who know:
• towels are always missing
• the expo is yelling
• the printer won’t stop
• and someone always forgot to 86 something
Welcome to the line.


Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.


Size guide


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9



Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

built by people who live the line.

line tested
bar approved
designed after service
built for the rush
worn off the clock too
made by service people

behind every shift

Burned hands happy customers chef line cook shirt kitchen humor tee

Built for people who live on the line

created in real kitchens

FIFO wasn't dreamed up in a boardroom.
It was built between call times, prep lists, truck unloads, dinner rushes, and fourteen-hour production days.

made for long shifts

Comfortable enough for doubles.
Durable enough for everyday wear.
Designed to become part of your uniform—not something that stays in the closet.

no fake chef culture

No manufactured grit.
No trendy kitchen clichés.
Just honest designs inspired by the people who keep service moving.

BEHIND

CORNER

YES, CHEF

HEARD

A dimly lit restaurant or cafe interior with rows of dark wooden chairs and tables arranged along a long aisle, with warm sunlight streaming in from large windows in the background.

made for people who live the line.

This is for the chefs, bartenders, servers, dishwashers, and everyone who keeps service moving.

Pairs well with