This one’s for the ones closing the bar, shaking through tickets, and holding it together one drink at a time.
Front:
Pocket hit. Comic bubble.
“SHAKE IT LIKE YOU’RE MAD AT IT.”
Back:
Angry shaker going full breakdown mode.
Because sometimes… that is the technique.
Built for bartenders, servers, and anyone who knows that a “quick shake” is never just a quick shake.
No fluff. No fake bartender aesthetic.
Just real service energy.
⚙️ DETAILS
- Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
- Classic fit, structured feel
- Durable cotton — holds up through real shifts
- DTG printed for high detail + long wear
- Front pocket print + full back graphic
- Unisex sizing (size up for relaxed fit)
🔥 WHO IT’S FOR
- Bartenders
- Barbacks
- Servers
- Industry lifers
- Anyone who’s ever heard “one more round” at close
🧼 CARE
- Wash cold, inside out
- Hang dry or tumble low
- Don’t cook it like line towels
💀 FIFO COLLECTIVE
For the ones in service.
For the ones who eat standing up.
Dark humor for kitchen + bar culture.
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86 |
89 |
| B) Width (cm) |
91.4 |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152 |
162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General |
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash |
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
