“Everything Is Fine” T-Shirt -Funny Restaurant Culture Tee

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Everything is fine.

Front and back.

This heavyweight Gildan 5000 unisex tee features a clean old school tattoo banner on the front pocket and a bold skull chef graphic on the back. Deadpan on the chest. Decay on the back.

Thick black line work. Solid color blocks. No gradients. Built intentionally for crisp DTG printing on white.

Made for:
• Chefs
• Line cooks
• Tattoo flash lovers
• Burnout professionals
• Anyone holding it together out of spite


Shirt Details

• Heavyweight Gildan 5000
• 100% cotton
• Classic unisex fit
• Front pocket banner print
• Large back skull graphic
• DTG printed for sharp lines + durable wear
• True to size (size up for oversized fit)


Structured. Substantial. No flimsy fashion blanks.

This isn’t a cute graphic tee.
It’s controlled collapse in American traditional ink.

Service is on fire.
Life is loud.
You’re fine.


Obviously.

    Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.



    Size guide



      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
    B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
    B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81



      S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
    B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
    B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9



    Care Instructions

    General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
    Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
    Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
    Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

    built by people who live the line.

    line tested
    bar approved
    designed after service
    built for the rush
    worn off the clock too
    made by service people

    behind every shift

    Everything is fine tattoo style shirt sarcastic graphic tee meme design

    Built for people who live on the line

    created in real kitchens

    FIFO wasn't dreamed up in a boardroom.
    It was built between call times, prep lists, truck unloads, dinner rushes, and fourteen-hour production days.

    made for long shifts

    Comfortable enough for doubles.
    Durable enough for everyday wear.
    Designed to become part of your uniform—not something that stays in the closet.

    no fake chef culture

    No manufactured grit.
    No trendy kitchen clichés.
    Just honest designs inspired by the people who keep service moving.

    BEHIND

    CORNER

    YES, CHEF

    HEARD

    A dimly lit restaurant or cafe interior with rows of dark wooden chairs and tables arranged along a long aisle, with warm sunlight streaming in from large windows in the background.

    made for people who live the line.

    This is for the chefs, bartenders, servers, dishwashers, and everyone who keeps service moving.

    Pairs well with