Sticky hands. Happy customers.
That’s the job.
This one’s for the bartenders moving fast, pouring heavy, and keeping the bar alive whether they feel like it or not.
Back hit only. No distractions.
Vintage-style skull. Crossed tools.
A little unhinged. A little too real.
Because clean hands don’t make money.
⚙️ DETAILS
- Gildan® 5000 Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-Shirt
- Classic fit, structured feel
- Durable cotton — built for long shifts and longer nights
- DTG printed for high detail + worn-in vintage look
- Full back graphic print
- Unisex sizing (size up for relaxed fit)
🔥 WHO IT’S FOR
- Bartenders
- Barbacks
- Servers
- Industry lifers
- Anyone who’s ever walked out sticky and still counted tips
🧼 CARE
- Wash cold, inside out
- Hang dry or tumble low
- Don’t treat it like a bar rag
💀 FIFO COLLECTIVE
For the ones in service.
For the ones who eat standing up.
Dark humor for kitchen + bar culture.
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
86 |
89 |
| B) Width (cm) |
91.4 |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152 |
162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76 |
81 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
33.9 |
35 |
| B) Width (inches) |
36 |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
59.8 |
63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
29.9 |
31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General |
The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash |
Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store |
Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
