🗑️ We don’t sit. We don’t plate. We don’t pause.
We eat standing up… usually over a trash can.
This one’s for the real ones — the bites between tickets, the “family meal” that never happened, the cold food eaten in 30 seconds before jumping back on the line.
If you know, you know.
🔥 THE REALITY
That graphic? That’s not a joke.
That’s lunch.
That’s dinner.
That’s most days.
👨🍳 FOR THE ONES IN SERVICE
For the cooks who don’t get breaks.
For the chefs who taste more than they eat.
For anyone who’s crushed a meal in the corner like it didn’t count.
👕 THE SHIRT (NO BS SPECS)
• Soft combed & ring-spun cotton blend
• Classic raglan 3/4 sleeve — kitchen/baseball energy
• Contrast sleeves that make the graphic hit harder
• Taped neck & shoulders for durability
• Classic fit — easy, breathable, built for movement
⚡ FIT & FEEL
Lightweight, comfortable, made for long shifts and short meals.
Throw it on, get through service, eat when you can.
📦 MADE TO ORDER
No waste. No extras.
Printed when it’s called — just like a ticket.
🖤 FIFO COLLECTIVE
For the ones who eat standing up.
For the ones who never really clock out.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
69.9 |
72.4 |
74.9 |
77.5 |
80 |
| B) Width (cm) |
89.6 |
99.8 |
109.8 |
120 |
130.2 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
44.8 |
49.9 |
54.9 |
60 |
65.1 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) |
60.2 |
62.1 |
64 |
65.9 |
67.8 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
27.5 |
28.5 |
29.5 |
30.5 |
31.5 |
| B) Width (inches) |
35.3 |
39.3 |
43.2 |
47.2 |
51.3 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
17.6 |
19.6 |
21.6 |
23.6 |
25.6 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) |
23.7 |
24.4 |
25.2 |
25.9 |
26.7 |
Care instructions
| Wash |
Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry |
Low |
| Bleach |
Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean |
Do not dry clean |
| Iron |
Do not iron |
