86 All My Fucks Tote Bag – Funny Chef Kitchen Tote Bag

86 All My Fucks Tote Bag – Funny Chef Kitchen Tote Bag

$30.00

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🔥 86 fish. 86 duck. 86 all my f*cks.

Some days don’t need explanation.

The “86 All My F*cks” Tote is built for the ones who’ve hit that point mid-service — when the tickets won’t stop, the printer won’t quit, and patience is officially gone.

Loud. Direct. No filter.

Functional carry with unapologetic attitude
Works for kitchen runs, groceries, or daily chaos
Durable 100% cotton construction
Reinforced stitching on handles
Long straps for comfortable shoulder carry

⚙️ Specs

Capacity: ~10 liters
Fabric weight: 3–5 oz/yd² (100–170 g/m²)
Color: Black
Print: High-quality DTG (matte, fabric-integrated finish)
Made to order

🧠 FIFO Note

For the middle of service.
For the printer that won’t stop.
For when you’ve officially 86’d… everything.

built by people who live the line.

line tested

bar approved

designed after service

built for the rush

worn off the clock too

made by service people

behind every shift

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Built for people who live on the line

FIFO wasn't dreamed up in a boardroom.
It was built between call times, prep lists, truck unloads, dinner rushes, and fourteen-hour production days.

Comfortable enough for doubles.
Durable enough for everyday wear.
Designed to become part of your uniform—not something that stays in the closet.

No manufactured grit.
No trendy kitchen clichés.
Just honest designs inspired by the people who keep service moving.

BEHIND

CORNER

YES, CHEF

HEARD

A dimly lit restaurant or cafe interior with rows of dark wooden chairs and tables arranged along a long aisle, with warm sunlight streaming in from large windows in the background.

made for people who live the line.

This is for the chefs, bartenders, servers, dishwashers, and everyone who keeps service moving.

Pairs well with